Bracketology d00de

It's time for your minds to go MAD, cause it's March!

That's right grab a bracket, ten friends, and put a dollar in a pool! BUT instead of just filling the bracket out with a "....Higher seed always beats the lower seed...." mentality, let the Sports d00de guide you.

So Lets Start in the Eastern Bracket.


The East

 

Alright here is how I filled out the East, Honestly all you have to know is The Ohio State will have to face UNC, but for the sake of brackets I believe George Mason will advance to face and lose to OSU, Pending on who qualifies for 12th seed in the East makes a difference if it is Clemson, they may make some ruckus but ultimately lose to Kentucky who will then lose to OSU also. If the 12th seed is UAB, they may make it to the point Kentucky does, but meet the same demise.

I would next say that Marquette beats Xavier but loses to the Cuse Orange, while Washington beats out Georgia, and UNC beats LIU. Once Washington loses to UNC, so will Syracuse. and it will come down to the showdown of UNC vs. OSU.....Give the Freshman Jared Sullinger his credit and let David Lighty show some skills at the guard, moving on.

The Southwest

 

Ok here we go quick breakdown of the Southwest. Kansas your number one seed will make it all the way through, their twin bro duo of Marcus and Markieff Morris are just to good and they spread the floor well. They'll play the Illini of Illinois and the Louisville Cardinals to finally face the Fighting Irish of South Bend, Notre Dame....aside from Kansas path, pick Georgetown over whoever wins between USC/VCU. Pick Purdue to beat Saint Peter's and Georgetown, and pick Texas A & M to lose to Notre Dame. But, like I said Kansas will win the division. (Don't be surprised if Ben Hansbrough (Notre Dame Shoot Guard)....bro of Tyler from UNC's Champ team makes me look stupid and wins the Southwest.)).

The Southeast

WOW the Southeast has almost had like seven different hues of red luckily I lowered it to three. This is the first division that I chose that doesn't have a number one seed advancing O_O. That's right I have Pitt winning against the people who are lucky to say "I'm dancin, I'm DANCIN!", but I think Butler has another Cinderella run in them. I picked Utah State over Kansas State because I think KSU has some identity crisis. Utah State will lose to Wisconsin who will also lose their hope to Butler. You might as well call the Southeast the Cinderella bracket because they also have St. Johns (THE GIANT SLAYERS) I have them beating the Zags, but losing to the Dark horse of the Tourney....Jimmer....I mean BYU, no sex, no booze, no Davies, no problem. MSU will beat Florida to face Jimmer and they will lose to him, Jimmer will jam his foot into the glass slipper and beat the Bulldogs of Butler also....Jimmer is on a quest to take the Southeast.

And Finally

The West

Here we go the Final Bracket, this one is a good one. Duke will beat Hampton. Michigan I believe has the defense to beat Scotty Hops and the Vols. Wolverines will lose to Duke though. Arizonia has good guard play and could beat Memphis to have to take on Texas who will beat Oakland. I think Zonia will lose to Texas though who (catch the trend readers) will lose to Duke.
On the other side of the West, Cinci will beat Mizz. UConn will beat whoever. and UConn will beat the Bearcats (aka Cincinnati). Temple will beat Penn State and also will beat SDSU, and Temple will lose to UCONN.....
This is where things get messy people. Uconn has runner up to Jimmer in player of the year. Kemba Walker. See Kemba dribble, see Kemba drive, see Kemba Score seems to be the formula. Duke has a great team (as always) and are the fending champs. Your pick here that's right your guys call......

j/k j/k....Kemba will beat DUKE OMG! That's right if you're hot you are hot. So there you go. Crazy the Final four is OSU vs Uconn, and Kansas vs BYU. I'll take Uconn while they're still on fire to beat THE Ohio State, and though I hate to say it. Kansas over BYU (poor Jimmer). UConn to win it all. The Big East is just that good a conference. Good luck to all and enjoy THE MARCH MADNESS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!